Our Cocktails

All Cocktails 2 for 13€ - All Day, Every Day

... and yes, you can mix and match!

  • SEX ON THE BEACH · 7€

    • Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice and a hint of Grenadine

  • WOO WOO · 7€

    • Vodka, Peach Schnapps & Cranberry Juice

  • BLOODY “MARÍA” · 7€

    • Smirnoff Vodka, Tomato Juice and we’ll let you do the rest

  • PIÑA COLADA · 7€

    • What better way to relax in the sun with those views! Coconut Rum, Coconut Cream & Pineapple

  • CLASSIC MOJITO OR ANY FLAVOUR FROM OUR DAIQUIRI LIST · 7€

    • Havana 3 year old Rum, Sugar, Fresh Mint, Lime & Soda Water

  • GODFATHER · 7€

    • Jack Daniel’s, Amaretto & Coke (Cherry Cola anyone?)

  • TEQUILA SUNRISE · 7€

    • It’s the timeless beach classic! Gold Tequila, Fresh Orange Juice & Grenadine.

  • MARGA-DONKEY-RITA · 7€

    • No cocktail list is complete without a Classic Margarita! A simple blend of Tequila, Cointreau, Fresh Lime Juice & served in a salty rimmed glass..  Our strongest Cocktail!!

  • LONG ISLAND ICED TEA · 7€

    • A strong one! A mixture of Vodka, Rum, Gin, Cointreau, Tequila, Sweet & Sour, all layered on top of Coke with Fresh Lime

  • SANGRIA · 7€

    • It’d be rude not to include this Spanish classic! Wine, Brandy, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime Juice & lashings of Fresh Fruit

  • BLUE LAGOON · 7€

    • Vodka, Blue Curaçao & Lemonade

  • COSMOPOLITAN · 7€

    • Absolut Citron Vodka, Cointreau, Cranberry Juice & Fresh Lime Juice

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The Dizzy Donkey Benalmadena

  • MUDSLIDE · 7€

    • Vodka, Coffee Liqueur, Baileys, Cream & Chocolate

  • SCREAMING ORGASM · 7€

    • Vodka, Kahlúa, Baileys, Amaretto & Fresh Cream

  • HONEY BEE · 7€

    • Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey Whiskey, Absolut Citron Vodka & Lemonade

  • HONEY OLD FASHIONED · 7€

    • Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey Whiskey, Angostura Bitters & Caster Sugar served on the rocks

  • PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE MOCHATINI · 8€

    • Inspired by our visit to LULU’S Bar in Arroyo and trying their Snickertini Cocktail, our version differs with Olmeca Chocolate Tequila, Coffee Liqueur, Peanut Butter & Cream

  • TEQUILA FOREST FRUITS MOJITO · 9€

    • Our twist on the traditional Mojito, it’s fruity with a minty bite!

  • “HASTA LA DIVA, DONKEY!” · 8€

    • Vanilla Vodka, Passoá, Watermelon & Cranberry Juice

The Dizzy Donkey Benalmadena

  • PINK GIN SPRITZ · 7€

    • Pink Gin, Prosecco & Lemonade

  • BRAMBLE · 7€

    • Gin, Fresh Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Raspberry Liqueur

The Dizzy Donkey Benalmadena

  • CUBA LIBRE · 7€

    • The Cuban Classic of Havana Rum, Fresh Lime Juice & Coke

  • FROZEN DAIQUIRI – BIG, BOLD & COLD · 8€

    • Rum, Caster Sugar, Fresh Lime & Lemon and choose from;

      • Raspberry · Watermelon · Mango · Passion Fruit · Banana · Cherry · Forest Fruits · Green Apple · Blackberry · Strawberry · Kiwi · Pineapple ·  Melon.  

  • PURPLE RAIN · 7€

    • Raspberry Liqueur, Blue Curaçao, Vodka, Rum, Sweet & Sour, Lemonade and the “MAGIC” Grenadine

  • DUNE BUG · 8€

    • Looks great and tastes great! Coconut Rum, Midori, Crème de Banana, Fresh Lime, Sugar & Pineapple Juice

  • “JAMAICAN” ME CRAZY · 8€

    • White Rum, Malibu, Passion Fruit, Orange, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lime and finished with Fresh Coconut & Pineapple

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The Dizzy Donkey Benalmadena

  • ESPRESSO MARTINI · 8€

    • Fresh Espresso Coffee, Vanilla Vodka, Caramel Vodka & Coffee Liqueur

  • PORNSTAR “POLAROID” MARTINI · 8€

    • One of the world’s most popular Cocktails. A mixture of Vanilla Vodka, Passoá, Passion Fruit, Sugar & Lime.  
      But why do we call it Polaroid Martini?

  • FRENCH MARTINI · 7€

    • Vodka, Raspberry Liqueur & Pineapple Juice

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The Dizzy Donkey Benalmadena

  • A KISS ON THE BEACH · 4€

    • Orange & Cranberry Juice with a hint of Grenadine

  • CHOCOLATE DONKEY · 4€

    • Ice Cream, Milk, Chocolate Sauce & Cream

  • VIRGIN PIÑA COLADA · 4€

    • Pineapple, Lime Juice & Coconut Cream

  • VIRGIN MOJITO · 4€

    • Fresh Mint, Sugar, Fresh Lime Juice & Soda Water

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The Dizzy Donkey Benalmadena

Cola de gallo

History of the Cocktail

 
There are many stories of where the Cocktail originated, but this is our favourite version.
 
In a Mexican tavern, English sailors noticed that mixed drinks were stirred with the root of a plant known as cola de gallo, or in English ‘cock’s tail’: the sailors brought the name to England, and thence to the US. Coquetel was a term for a mixed drink in Bordeaux, which rapidly became ‘cocktail’ in America.